Episode Ten

Again, week after week I am flabbergasted at how the season has just flown by. We're down to four girls and it is starting to get tight. The wierd part is that we have four "good" girls. No outlandish stripper contributions, no overly botoxed nasty chicks covered in tatts, just four upstanding young ladies. Or maybe not. They gotta do something to spice up the end of the season.

We wake up and they're are all in one room. Bev is shit-talking the blond-terage - sweeeeet. Good for her. Revenge is sweet. If only there was money involved for making the final four.

We start busting on Taya. Taking turns trashing her and her neurotic running of the mouth. Fair 'nuf.

Excellent. Universal Studios. Thank goodness they didn't go to Disney. Parents would be sending their kids' therapy bills to Bret Michaels and VH-1.

Faces are cracking. Bitching about Taya. Mindy crying for no reason. Has anyone noticed that Jamie is just the most level-headed one in the group? But Mindy is hot, Jamie is not. (Allie wonders, doesn't anti-drama count towards hotness? John confirms, NO.)

Here's the problem, Mindy is spilling her heart out to the chicks that could take him away from her. Does anyone see the irony? Wait, they do this every season.

They have to put together a song. This could be a disaster. Quite possibly the lamest contest yet. Kinda like that dance contest they had in season two. Mindy is just collapsing. Big John should pick her up later for a cast-off. He could do worse. Taya is knocking this out while calming Mindy down. Hmmm.

Did I miss the part where we went from everyone busting on Taya to Mindy's crack-up. AYE CAHNT SANG. Enough! Just give up and shut up. Ug.

They just playing with our emotions. Does anyone think that Mindy looks like Janet Jackson? Got them cat eyes...

WOW, Bev knocks a home run!!!!!! And it is funny too. "And how many skanks I had to beat". Good line.

Jamie does well too, despite not being able to sing. But, then she gets a little nasty with her opinion of Taya. The cat-fight of the good girls is beginning. Bitchy, bitchy, and bitchy.

What's up with Mindy's shirt? EEEK, she is absolutely tone-deaf. And to top it off, she has no rhythm. She's a perfect mate for Johnson, Naven R. Make it stop.

Man, this blog is lame. I think it is because the show is lame. There's just too little to work with. Good thing Bret is giving up after this season if he can't find his mate. They are gonna cat fight from here on. I'm thinking to pick on Bret's use of the word "un-confidence". As Chris Rock said, "Somebody didn't get enough hugs."

Mindy is messin with Taya's head. This is kinda good. The lineup before he selects the winner you can tell that Taya is distracted. Wow, who farted in the studio? Bitches just getting petty. Wait, that's what makes them bitches.

Bev's fun-bags are just falling out of that top. Who knew she owned something like that??

What can go wrong? Who knows. These are some over-sensetive bitches. Allie is wondering who is getting their period in the next 24 hours... Is it their love for Bret so strong that all common sense and decorum flies out the window? What's amazing is that he hasn't knocked boots with anyone left on the show and this is the reactions that we're getting. Imagine how heated this would get if he'd been throwing the Poison pelvic thrust at one or two.

Yep, this is gonna get lame. Mindy and Jamie are sitting in the hotel. Don't they have any money? Can't they go to the pool or the hotel bar? Wait, props to Jamie for coming up with the idea of slutty photos. Or to the producer who gave them the camera because THEY were dying of boredom in the hotel room with the girls.

The concert. Bev has a corn dog, or otherwise known as a dick on a stick. Couldn't they have done something with that?? Hell, can't I do something with that. Shit, nope.

Back to the hotel. They are still bitchy. Doesn't this shit go on in college sororities?? (Allie says yes.) If we have to witness this, can't they be in lingerie and heels? Boob(s), buttcheeks showing through thongs? Shouldn't we get some nudity to make up for this bitchiness? Will there be a adults-only version of the show released in video? Out-takes on VH1? Anything? We deserve that.

Breakfast:
Lame. Even the cooking looks lame. I cranked out a better breakfast for my baby with expired eggs this morning and she's a sure thing (for me) with whitty banter. WTF: Is Taya crying over eggs benedict without the dick?? Get over yourself.

Mindy is ready to spill. She tries to spill on Taya, but with limited success. What ever happened to people taking care of their own issues? Standing up for themselves. Is this how women work? (Allie says: Only psycho women.) What I'm loving is that Mindy's pissed that Jamie interrupted, but Jamie did her a solid by bringing the pictures. If Jamie hadn't provided the delivery, they'd never get into his hands. If she were Heather or Daisy, she would have conveniently "forgotten" that Mindy was even there when the pics were taken, much less brought a framed photo down for her.

Elimination:
Taya shit talks Bev. You know, I don't really care if she wants to get something for her kids that he signed. Probably the only chance she'll get for something like that, if she doesn't win. Yet the whole damned episode was a chasm between Taya and Mindy. Interesting concept but lame.

Jamie stays??? That's a little surprising. But, good.

Bev gets the shoe. Boots lasted longer than any of the blondes - awesome. In the end, we all can recognize that she didn't sell herself and do things (strip on stage at a club) she'll regret. WOW, made it to the final four with dignity pretty much intact. Well, except for getting shitfaced on multiple occasions in front of everyone and having emotional outbursts. Goodbye Bev - you were Allie's horse from the start!