Just what we're waiting for. The end of the season and thankfully, the end of this blog.
So we were hangin last night, playing a little card and one guy, we'll call him Gary, had an observation. At the end of last week Bret tells Taya why he chose her. Reason one, she's hot. Reason two, she's hot enough to be a playmate. Reason three, did he mention that she's hot? After some deliberation today, I've come to realize that Gary was dead-on. And not that there is anything wrong with Bret's lines, but I just figured out that there's nothing to Taya except her hotness. She's soo focused on how she looks and what others think of her. I don't mean soo focused, but totally focused. There's nothing to her. She's as hollow as a chocolate Easter Bunny (sorry, wrote the first part before I could come up with something hollow. Daisy's head maybe??)
Do you think they'll bring Heather and Laci back for the reunion?? And if yes, why???
As we start the show, we have a commercial for the world premier of Greenday's new video on VH1. First, isn't VH1 for older people like us? Two, aren't video premiers one of the lamest thoughts you've heard in a while. Who in their right mind would go out of their way to watch the premier of a video?? They are midgets aren't they???
So they are introducing the girls. Hell, don't remember half of them. One of them looks like the chick from 'band camp' in American Pie.
They start us off with the belly dancer. What a wierd chick. Then she drops the bomb about her vow of celebacy. They they decide to interview her. She's contributed absolutely nothing to the show and they bring her up. Now, she's MARRIED. So, let's get this straight. She turned down Bret then blew the vow when she left and got married on Christmas night by a naked cowboy in Times Square. Damn, to top it all off, she gives him a third-eye dot to stick on his bandana. Someone, please, pull her off of the stage. That was painful.
So how do you get into the audience for this show? Do you get paid? Free drinks?? Something. Anything.
Two of the girls are already married and one is even pregnant. And she's someone I don't even recognize.
We get Marcia next. The puking kisser. Then back to the screaming on the original bus loading with the chick too drunk to stand at the first elimination. Oh, all three drunks. To Marcia's credit, no regets. So what does this contribute? "DJ Lady Tribe" (PA-Leeeeeze) says that "alcohol rehab is cool". Bottom feeders of the world unite!!!!
Laugh track??? Lame. Audience??? Fake.
Does anyone think that if Ashley's hair was allowed to be naturally dark that she'd fall in line with Elvira? Her hair is hideous. Would you give $20 for a lap dance from that??
They bring down the Blondeterage. Melissa. Oh yeah, the chick that blew the boob on the ice. Ah, and Ashley is drunk again.
Farrah is doing a great impression of Daisy with her "like" use. And she carries the lip gloss in between the boobs. What's really funny is that the last time we saw Farrah, she came as close as she could to being a real person when she was eliminated and then she mixes with Ashley and it all goes ugly again. Charming, to the last.
Brittaney. Lame. Lame. Lame. She really needs to go back to porn. So they go down the race card with girl who used to be a guy. Then, the girl who used to be a guy goes off on one of the others who claimed she was actually "Nathaniel" instead of "Natalie" who responds with the claim that s/he makes six-figured doing porn. Is that hermaphroditic porn? Is she a chick with a dick??? Either way, s/he kicks some ass. One last cat fight for the road. Paging Big John.
Now we're down to Mindy. Yep, we're right. She's still the class of the show. And she looks as hot as she did on that final night. Holy hell, are they gonna do it in the welcome kiss? Bret's adjusting. The wife did notice that he comes out with some awfully tight pants in this show.
Did the host just say that Daisy is one of his best friends??? Ricky Rackman, who produces the show and a lame Rock of Racing show on radio, has Daisy as one of his best friends?? Maybe he should re-evaluate his friend selection criteria? Maybe he should embrace "alone time"; it is really not that bad.
That said, we love it when Ricky lays it on the line and says that Bret made the wrong choice.
Mindy is pouring her heart out. Big John is near to tears. Awww. Bret says that he thinks they'll be close in the future. For what??? Why would she want to hang with him? Who puts themselves through that torture? A daily kick in the gonads is what everyone wants.
To Taya. In the recap we see the wedding chapel scene where she gives him a copy of a her first photo shoot and the lingerie she was wearing. Do Penthouse Pets carry around copies of their spread like we do a business card?
Oh, BTW, at the Peace Street Market yesterday we saw the Penthouse issue with her on the cover. Great restraint from buying it. What's a man to do when his wife says, "What? We're not getting the Penthouse?" You have to seize these moments, I'm sure that one may never come again.
The stripper blondteragecrowd turns their back on Taya. Funny.
Mindy is calling Taya out. Getting a little catty. How much facial surgery has Taya had?
We get down to the ring. This is stupid. So stupid. Would anyone in their right mind propose in front of that crowd to someone they, frankly, hardly know and haven't seen or spent any time with in MONTHS? What kind of memory would that plant. Do you want to look back ten years from now and wax poetic about the proposal someone else scripted in front of these skanks and these losers in the crowd? (the crowd sucks. seriously.)
Someone should get sharp objects away from Mindy. She's in a whole new brand of funk. Poor girl.
Taya just painted herself as a victim. Poor Taya. Everyone say it, "Poor Taya." She won the event and is playing the sympathy card. Taya is hedging her bets against it all falling apart. And Bret backs her up. Weak.
All in all, we regret losing that hour of our life. We'll never get that back. Booo.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Season Finale
This is it. The end of the line. No, really, this is the end. THE END. Bret said so. Why do you doubt me? Why would I lie. I mean, I'm just reporting the facts and laid out from our man and we all know that he's as honest and straight-up as the day is long. Well, not like these last few days since this was a three-day weekend that went WAY too fast, but a long day. You know, like a Tuesday. Those are long damned days. But I digress. Where was I? Oh yeah, Bret said, under no uncertain terms, that this is the end for him. And who are we for doubting him in any way.
On with the show. Which hottie will Bret choose? The one with the international pedigree (don't forget, Penthouse is the International Magazine for Men) who may or may not be a dancer or the Southern Belle that we know NOTHING about? Oh, the quandry.
FINALE
Gasp!!! Did the preview show a ring? Maybe he means what he says. Eek.
We do a season in review. And my bride is snoring she is so bored. Damn, Mindy is hot. Not a debatable issue.
Man is Taya is a sensitive wench. Not a debatable issue. Allie chimes in with "she's an emotional shit bag." Not too sure what that means, but it can't be good. (FYI, the spell-check on this thing just told me that shit bag is two words, not one. Allie insists it is one word, though. In case you ever need to know)
IN THE HOTEL
Taya is a Barbie doll. They are both downplaying their looks.
Hold the phone. We have the first bit if news on Mindy. In the season finale we learn that she's from Cincinnati. You're telling me that she's not from Grennbow, AL??
He's grilling them over breakfast. He notices that Taya is high maintenance. 'bout damned time. Man, that's a lot of bacon on the table. Is that metaphor for someone getting porked???
FLYIN to the DR
Oh, check how he gets into the limo. Nice adjustment of the package as he slides into the middle.
He's taking Mindy out for the evening. And he bought her an outfit. That's a risk.
Good plan. Mindy takes some notes to make sure that she covers all the areas she needs. Good idea. This is the failure of Jamie. I'm still convinced that Jamie had all the right things to say, she just didn't say them well and the garbled message burned her. Mindy has no idea of that, but her plan of using a crib sheet may take her a long way.
Oh, she is blowing it by not taking the notes out of the bag. WTF????? You idiot. Bringing out the notes shows forthought and lets him know that you take this seriously. Dumbass. KEEP THE NOTES BACK IN YOUR PURSE. I'm really hoping that the notes taking was just to help her organize her thoughts so she could remember everything. Hey, we all do that at times.
Bret has a plan to open her up. Yep, get her liquored up. (If that doesn't work, the roofies are comin' out.) While not a novel approach, it has proven very effective over the centuries. Oh, and a curveball. Tango classes. And it is a good idea. Props to Bret for a novel idea.
Walk on the beach. And she brings out the notes. Thankfully, she does it. And it pays off as they head to the love-den.
TAYA in the TUB
She just said that she's bothered by the fact that Mindy isn't back yet. So she's going to have a "romantic alone time" in the tub. By herself. Does she know that water and "electric devices" are not a good mix?
We have Mindy's 'walk of shame'. Mindy is feeding into the headgames for Taya. Wow, Mindy pulls a Heather and just flaunts it in her face. It must be the smell of Bret that makes girls do that. Taya has lost respect for her (but not Precious Bret, I'm sure). What in the world is she thinking? Has she never seen this show before? Is she unaware of the three-some with Laci, Heather, and Brandi B in season one? Stupid, stupid girl.
TAYA'S DATE
They are going on a zip line. Who doesn't want to be the guy strapping Taya in? A few well-placed hands while "strapping her in". Which is much better than letting her "strap one on" in case you need to know.
Dinner. Will he ask the hard questions? Yep, he does. He is a little troubled by her sincerity. Oh, and the producers are eating this up. I feel like I'm watching Talk Soup by the graphics.
Bret plays the "take it back to my room." And the woman who judged Mindy pretty hard last night didn't blink when they got up from the table. He was pretty smooth tho, eh? But wait, there's more.
I just realized that she isn't wearing her Penthouse necklace. What a shock. "He knows how to crawl into your heart and stick in there", and I'm thinking he knows how to do some more 'stickin' if you know what I mean - and I'm sure that you do. So Taya doesn't put out. Really. Who would have called that?? We are shocked.
The next day
Mindy is in a good mood. Taya needs to "get her mind in a good place." Christ, I don't care how hot she is, and Taya is hot, but that's the kinda phrase that just makes one go soft. Crackers in bed? Don't give a damn. But "mind in a good place" is not the phrase that pays for this compadre.
Ouch!!! Did they have to show Mindy's lip-waxing? Oh damn, just get a razor for Pete's sake. Guess they aren't going to show the Brazillian wax job. That must have been what that scream was for. Have to buy the DVD for that.
Engagement rings. Man, this could be construed (mis or not) as one Hell of a head game. They both are floored as they should be. This message says "the one of you that doesn't get this, came this close." I'd think this would send Taya into a tizzie.
Elimination:
Are Mindy's breasts real? Discuss.
Bret makes a joke regarding his commitment phobia. Damn, that's funny. We should have a beer with him one of these days.
Could Bret be any farther apart from them? It has to be fifty feet. Is he yelling? With the ocean in the background, who could hear anything. I think he could let one rip and no one would hear it. Not that anyone is close enough to pull his finger.
The conversations on the goods and bads of each. He seems to have Mindy nailed. I like that he recognizes that others probably thought they could walk over her. More astute than we gave him credit.
He tears Taya down pretty hard before the commercial. Are they messin with us??
And he calls Mindy down. The spacing is working out to drown out their conversation. And he turns Mindy down. Poor choice. Wow, watch her face get hard, fast. Like her interview lines - just another asshole in rockstar clothing. I guess she did miss seasons one and two. Don't get me wrong, Bret's cool in my book, but any girl wanting to date him should have no illusions.
He spent three-hours walking up and down the beach pondering what to do. What slays me is that he pulls this crap where he has to set 'the scene' to show himself as a deep thinker by "walking three hours on the beach" or some other shit.
The wife is not pleased. Pretty douche ending to all in all a douche season, compared with the other two. The producers made him work the engagement ring in but he'll hang on to that for safe keeping!!! HA! At least we got one last laugh from the Rock of Love Bus!!!
On with the show. Which hottie will Bret choose? The one with the international pedigree (don't forget, Penthouse is the International Magazine for Men) who may or may not be a dancer or the Southern Belle that we know NOTHING about? Oh, the quandry.
FINALE
Gasp!!! Did the preview show a ring? Maybe he means what he says. Eek.
We do a season in review. And my bride is snoring she is so bored. Damn, Mindy is hot. Not a debatable issue.
Man is Taya is a sensitive wench. Not a debatable issue. Allie chimes in with "she's an emotional shit bag." Not too sure what that means, but it can't be good. (FYI, the spell-check on this thing just told me that shit bag is two words, not one. Allie insists it is one word, though. In case you ever need to know)
IN THE HOTEL
Taya is a Barbie doll. They are both downplaying their looks.
Hold the phone. We have the first bit if news on Mindy. In the season finale we learn that she's from Cincinnati. You're telling me that she's not from Grennbow, AL??
He's grilling them over breakfast. He notices that Taya is high maintenance. 'bout damned time. Man, that's a lot of bacon on the table. Is that metaphor for someone getting porked???
FLYIN to the DR
Oh, check how he gets into the limo. Nice adjustment of the package as he slides into the middle.
He's taking Mindy out for the evening. And he bought her an outfit. That's a risk.
Good plan. Mindy takes some notes to make sure that she covers all the areas she needs. Good idea. This is the failure of Jamie. I'm still convinced that Jamie had all the right things to say, she just didn't say them well and the garbled message burned her. Mindy has no idea of that, but her plan of using a crib sheet may take her a long way.
Oh, she is blowing it by not taking the notes out of the bag. WTF????? You idiot. Bringing out the notes shows forthought and lets him know that you take this seriously. Dumbass. KEEP THE NOTES BACK IN YOUR PURSE. I'm really hoping that the notes taking was just to help her organize her thoughts so she could remember everything. Hey, we all do that at times.
Bret has a plan to open her up. Yep, get her liquored up. (If that doesn't work, the roofies are comin' out.) While not a novel approach, it has proven very effective over the centuries. Oh, and a curveball. Tango classes. And it is a good idea. Props to Bret for a novel idea.
Walk on the beach. And she brings out the notes. Thankfully, she does it. And it pays off as they head to the love-den.
TAYA in the TUB
She just said that she's bothered by the fact that Mindy isn't back yet. So she's going to have a "romantic alone time" in the tub. By herself. Does she know that water and "electric devices" are not a good mix?
We have Mindy's 'walk of shame'. Mindy is feeding into the headgames for Taya. Wow, Mindy pulls a Heather and just flaunts it in her face. It must be the smell of Bret that makes girls do that. Taya has lost respect for her (but not Precious Bret, I'm sure). What in the world is she thinking? Has she never seen this show before? Is she unaware of the three-some with Laci, Heather, and Brandi B in season one? Stupid, stupid girl.
TAYA'S DATE
They are going on a zip line. Who doesn't want to be the guy strapping Taya in? A few well-placed hands while "strapping her in". Which is much better than letting her "strap one on" in case you need to know.
Dinner. Will he ask the hard questions? Yep, he does. He is a little troubled by her sincerity. Oh, and the producers are eating this up. I feel like I'm watching Talk Soup by the graphics.
Bret plays the "take it back to my room." And the woman who judged Mindy pretty hard last night didn't blink when they got up from the table. He was pretty smooth tho, eh? But wait, there's more.
I just realized that she isn't wearing her Penthouse necklace. What a shock. "He knows how to crawl into your heart and stick in there", and I'm thinking he knows how to do some more 'stickin' if you know what I mean - and I'm sure that you do. So Taya doesn't put out. Really. Who would have called that?? We are shocked.
The next day
Mindy is in a good mood. Taya needs to "get her mind in a good place." Christ, I don't care how hot she is, and Taya is hot, but that's the kinda phrase that just makes one go soft. Crackers in bed? Don't give a damn. But "mind in a good place" is not the phrase that pays for this compadre.
Ouch!!! Did they have to show Mindy's lip-waxing? Oh damn, just get a razor for Pete's sake. Guess they aren't going to show the Brazillian wax job. That must have been what that scream was for. Have to buy the DVD for that.
Engagement rings. Man, this could be construed (mis or not) as one Hell of a head game. They both are floored as they should be. This message says "the one of you that doesn't get this, came this close." I'd think this would send Taya into a tizzie.
Elimination:
Are Mindy's breasts real? Discuss.
Bret makes a joke regarding his commitment phobia. Damn, that's funny. We should have a beer with him one of these days.
Could Bret be any farther apart from them? It has to be fifty feet. Is he yelling? With the ocean in the background, who could hear anything. I think he could let one rip and no one would hear it. Not that anyone is close enough to pull his finger.
The conversations on the goods and bads of each. He seems to have Mindy nailed. I like that he recognizes that others probably thought they could walk over her. More astute than we gave him credit.
He tears Taya down pretty hard before the commercial. Are they messin with us??
And he calls Mindy down. The spacing is working out to drown out their conversation. And he turns Mindy down. Poor choice. Wow, watch her face get hard, fast. Like her interview lines - just another asshole in rockstar clothing. I guess she did miss seasons one and two. Don't get me wrong, Bret's cool in my book, but any girl wanting to date him should have no illusions.
He spent three-hours walking up and down the beach pondering what to do. What slays me is that he pulls this crap where he has to set 'the scene' to show himself as a deep thinker by "walking three hours on the beach" or some other shit.
The wife is not pleased. Pretty douche ending to all in all a douche season, compared with the other two. The producers made him work the engagement ring in but he'll hang on to that for safe keeping!!! HA! At least we got one last laugh from the Rock of Love Bus!!!
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Episode Eleven
Eleven. I think, not sure. It seems so long since we hung with Bret and the girls. Kinda lose count after a while.
As an aside, those of you in the NC/SC area, Bret will be performing in Myrtle Beach on June 10th. Yeah, it is a Wednesday, but for Bret, wouldn't you risk it all??? Hell, these girls did... Of course we will be in Richmond at EFO, but you gotta make sacrafices. He's a country star now so bring your boots and hat and yeeee-hawwww. Allie says that if The Girls were going to be there, a birthday trip to Myrtle would be in my future.
What do we have, three girls left? Taya, Penthouse Pet of the Year and all-around hottie, Mindy the southern belle that we know NOTHING about, and Jamie who we also have no clue about either. So we have a known and two unknowns.
So on a hotness factor, we have to go with Taya, with a close second from Mindy who is no slouch, just doesn't have the resume. For stability I'd put them in the opposite order 'cus Jamie seems to have her head together, Mindy's relationship poor and seems to overthink things, and Taya has taken the role of the cry-er.
And it is nice that I finally got the names right.
On with the show.
It is all about the hotel. The Sagamore - The Art Hotel. We looked it up. Seems kinda nice. Little bit outta our range. Rated #16 out of 200+ hotels in the greater Miami area. Jamie has gone for the headband/flapper look. Not too sure 'bout that.
Bret gives them the outfits for Mardi Gras. Leaves nothing to the imagination. Taya is right at home. Mindy is uncomfortable. She's in awesome shape and this bothers her??? Of course, the outfit is bad looking. Bitch, bitch, bitch and she won't get into the outfit. Does she not get that it is all down to three. Crunch time and she's caving. No prime time player. And Allie mentioned the full moon. Yep, and it all makes sense.
Captain Buzzkill. And he's struggling with this??
He's going hard core with the questions. Puts each on the spot about the others. Whew, does anyone think it is hot in here? "The road does mysterious things to people." Mindy pulls the drama about Taya. Can they, for the love of Pete, just take care of their own business. It is Catty (with a Capital C) and Jamie is digging this. She's playing the Survivor strategy. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? We've voted for YES.
Miami by helicopter. Nice. Good call. Did they do that in Vegas in a previous season?
Taya goes ugly. She is spilling the beans of their conversation from last night. Getting nasty.
Jamie's headband has to go.
Bret spills his guts that he isn't sure what he's looking for. No shit. Isn't that the whole point of these three seasons?!?!?
Strong move. Divide and conquer. I'm starting to thing that Mindy blew it yesterday by doing nothing while she was at the hotel. In a way to show a level of devotion, she should have done something to demonstrate her commitment. Like nude pictures or a Rock of Love Bus 3 tattoo.
Gator date. Jamie - "I'm totally feeling Bret right now" while his hand is running up her thigh. No Jamie, Bret's totally feeling you up. Kinda the same, but different.
Now, props to the girls on the Gator trip for not mentioning Taya. Then Bret brings it up. I gotta say, he could dump Taya or Mindy for just cause, but they are both hotter than Jamie. Whew. Tough choice between hotness and coolness.
Taya says she "feature danced", but she's not a stripper. We went to the dictionary to look it up, but can't come up with anything exept a video on go-go dancing. I think that makes her a stripper. One that splits hairs on technical points.
Action packed episode. Half way through and two dates down. This is full-on.
Dead-silence dinner. Oh, this is funny as hell. Three seasons in a row he's had one of these dinners with no action. Does he never learn? Taya's day is in a funk since she didn't go on the date and all she did was her nails. Don't these girls read a paper? Watch the news? Grab a copy of People or US Weekly and find something to talk about? Where's the depth of character???
Jamie opens it up. She openly admits that she's waiting for Taya and Mindy to attack one another so she can watch the spectacle. That was too damned funny. I don't think the other realize this, no, I'm sure they don't realize it, but that was a HUGE put-down on her part and Taya comes back with an apology??? UG.
Damn, Jamie towers over those two.
Mindy goes down the defeatest road. That's how she gets by - lowers expectations and detaches so she won't get hurt if it goes bad. Common defense mechanism.
We get tears from Taya 'cus she hasn't seen him today. What a flake. "I don't have insecurities 'cus I have a nine-year old." "I'm 29 going on 129". What the hell is that?? That's funny as hell that he showed up and then turned on his heel and left. Wonder if they had any idea they chased him away.
Elimination.
He starts out by picking out their flaws. That's warm and fuzzy. Puts everyone in a great mood and fires up the waterworks.
Mindy makes the cut.
Down to two. Hotness or coolness. Tick-tock, tick-tock. I get the feeling that Taya can't handle rejection or failure.
I just have to say that this is low-brow entertainment. Really? you say. But when I look at the commercials for the other shows, I realize that this may be the top of the bottom heap.
Bret sends Jamie off. Bad move. But she struggled to tell him what she was truly thinking/feeling and her message got off-track. He didn't think she cared and she didn't convey that she did. Sucks because she actually has the most realistic expectations about what this could truly be and is as low key as they come.
Since Bret claims this is the last time he's doing this and will present a ring to the lucky girl next week, join us for one last Bret Blog next week!!!
As an aside, those of you in the NC/SC area, Bret will be performing in Myrtle Beach on June 10th. Yeah, it is a Wednesday, but for Bret, wouldn't you risk it all??? Hell, these girls did... Of course we will be in Richmond at EFO, but you gotta make sacrafices. He's a country star now so bring your boots and hat and yeeee-hawwww. Allie says that if The Girls were going to be there, a birthday trip to Myrtle would be in my future.
What do we have, three girls left? Taya, Penthouse Pet of the Year and all-around hottie, Mindy the southern belle that we know NOTHING about, and Jamie who we also have no clue about either. So we have a known and two unknowns.
So on a hotness factor, we have to go with Taya, with a close second from Mindy who is no slouch, just doesn't have the resume. For stability I'd put them in the opposite order 'cus Jamie seems to have her head together, Mindy's relationship poor and seems to overthink things, and Taya has taken the role of the cry-er.
And it is nice that I finally got the names right.
On with the show.
It is all about the hotel. The Sagamore - The Art Hotel. We looked it up. Seems kinda nice. Little bit outta our range. Rated #16 out of 200+ hotels in the greater Miami area. Jamie has gone for the headband/flapper look. Not too sure 'bout that.
Bret gives them the outfits for Mardi Gras. Leaves nothing to the imagination. Taya is right at home. Mindy is uncomfortable. She's in awesome shape and this bothers her??? Of course, the outfit is bad looking. Bitch, bitch, bitch and she won't get into the outfit. Does she not get that it is all down to three. Crunch time and she's caving. No prime time player. And Allie mentioned the full moon. Yep, and it all makes sense.
Captain Buzzkill. And he's struggling with this??
He's going hard core with the questions. Puts each on the spot about the others. Whew, does anyone think it is hot in here? "The road does mysterious things to people." Mindy pulls the drama about Taya. Can they, for the love of Pete, just take care of their own business. It is Catty (with a Capital C) and Jamie is digging this. She's playing the Survivor strategy. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? We've voted for YES.
Miami by helicopter. Nice. Good call. Did they do that in Vegas in a previous season?
Taya goes ugly. She is spilling the beans of their conversation from last night. Getting nasty.
Jamie's headband has to go.
Bret spills his guts that he isn't sure what he's looking for. No shit. Isn't that the whole point of these three seasons?!?!?
Strong move. Divide and conquer. I'm starting to thing that Mindy blew it yesterday by doing nothing while she was at the hotel. In a way to show a level of devotion, she should have done something to demonstrate her commitment. Like nude pictures or a Rock of Love Bus 3 tattoo.
Gator date. Jamie - "I'm totally feeling Bret right now" while his hand is running up her thigh. No Jamie, Bret's totally feeling you up. Kinda the same, but different.
Now, props to the girls on the Gator trip for not mentioning Taya. Then Bret brings it up. I gotta say, he could dump Taya or Mindy for just cause, but they are both hotter than Jamie. Whew. Tough choice between hotness and coolness.
Taya says she "feature danced", but she's not a stripper. We went to the dictionary to look it up, but can't come up with anything exept a video on go-go dancing. I think that makes her a stripper. One that splits hairs on technical points.
Action packed episode. Half way through and two dates down. This is full-on.
Dead-silence dinner. Oh, this is funny as hell. Three seasons in a row he's had one of these dinners with no action. Does he never learn? Taya's day is in a funk since she didn't go on the date and all she did was her nails. Don't these girls read a paper? Watch the news? Grab a copy of People or US Weekly and find something to talk about? Where's the depth of character???
Jamie opens it up. She openly admits that she's waiting for Taya and Mindy to attack one another so she can watch the spectacle. That was too damned funny. I don't think the other realize this, no, I'm sure they don't realize it, but that was a HUGE put-down on her part and Taya comes back with an apology??? UG.
Damn, Jamie towers over those two.
Mindy goes down the defeatest road. That's how she gets by - lowers expectations and detaches so she won't get hurt if it goes bad. Common defense mechanism.
We get tears from Taya 'cus she hasn't seen him today. What a flake. "I don't have insecurities 'cus I have a nine-year old." "I'm 29 going on 129". What the hell is that?? That's funny as hell that he showed up and then turned on his heel and left. Wonder if they had any idea they chased him away.
Elimination.
He starts out by picking out their flaws. That's warm and fuzzy. Puts everyone in a great mood and fires up the waterworks.
Mindy makes the cut.
Down to two. Hotness or coolness. Tick-tock, tick-tock. I get the feeling that Taya can't handle rejection or failure.
I just have to say that this is low-brow entertainment. Really? you say. But when I look at the commercials for the other shows, I realize that this may be the top of the bottom heap.
Bret sends Jamie off. Bad move. But she struggled to tell him what she was truly thinking/feeling and her message got off-track. He didn't think she cared and she didn't convey that she did. Sucks because she actually has the most realistic expectations about what this could truly be and is as low key as they come.
Since Bret claims this is the last time he's doing this and will present a ring to the lucky girl next week, join us for one last Bret Blog next week!!!
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