Episode Four - Strike the Stage

Episode Four
Now we're getting to the meat of the schedule. Heck we might even get to know some of the names of this season's nasty young ladies. I do wonder some times where the drama is going to come from now that Brittaney is gone. We've got some angry women this season, I do wonder if this episode is the spark that ignites the fire.

The preview makes us think that there's Beverly Drama.

Is that Bret singing in the beginning during the opening credits? Oh, that's terrible. You couldn't pay me to go to one of his concerts.

Snap, Maria is gone. Maria the model is gone. "A medical condition". Damn, she is hot and could have been a real contender. Cryin' shame.

They are headed to Chicago. Finally going to a town of more than 35,000 folks. No more Paduka, KY. Going to the second city.

Marcia is not only a party girl, she's a bruised party girl. Check out the hip-pointer as she moons the other van.

The girls are looking especially nasty as they walk to the stage. Oh, and I love how Bret is strumming the guitar with Joey and Big John on stage as the girls come in. As if the guys were having some quality 'guy time' talking about the fate of the universe and whether there will be peace in the Middle East in our lifetime.

Allie asks a good question. Do they give these outfits to the girls or do they bring their own. There is a similarity to the sluttiness of the girls' outfits.

We're down to nine girls. I'm starting to hedge my bets and thinking the penthouse pet could be in the running. A sleeper, if you will. We just froze the frame on the girls while they stand there. The Penthouse chick is tiny. Much smaller than all of the others by it looks like 5 inches - well, the way John measures five inches. I think her name is Tia. Oh, Taya.

Joe, the stage manager, stresses safety. The girls have on slutty "underwear", at best. But they'll be safe since they get boots. Yep, boots, that'll help.

This competition is bad news. Taya drops off the stage bigtime. OUCH! Stop showing the footage! Eek. To her credit, yeah, she shows Bret her determination. She's in pain maybe with a broken leg and there's two guys watching her work. Where's their beer?

Marcia is huge. She may be an Amazon. Sure, she's the South American and all so it is an easy correlation. Did anyone notice that they keep blurring her chest? She's wearing 'clothes', but it must be made of cellophane.

All the drama was with the losers. Mindy's bitching, Taya's crying. Sour grapes all the way around.

VIP SuiteGifts from Bret. Skanky dresses and crappy jewelry. They have set the bar so low with these girls yet they are still impressed.

Farah hates being with the losers and now she's alone with bitchy and the crier. Ginormous boobs is not happy. Oh, that's too rich. The whiney twins and Farah are in general admission.

There's more covering up of the girls on stage. These babes are falling out all over the place. Remember the good old days when there was a little scantily clad outfits and occasional nudity? These ladies are just looking to get nekkid whenever they can. Brittanya is just falling out all the time.

Oh, let's meet the band. Hanging with the boys. Beverly makin time with the drummer with the mohawk. And Ashley, the big blonde, has an issue with this? Who is she, the social conscience of the group? Whew, thank goodness, and her tit with 'James' tattood she's the perfect one to judge fidelity.

So all the more sweet when the "Social Conscience" starts pukin on the bus. "I'll puke on your Mom". Yep, that's the girl for Bret. He needs to take her home so she can puke on good 'ol Mom. Hey, it is the life of a rock star, or so we're told.

The next morningAshley comes clean that they weren't making out, just a kiss, but later, I don't feel that was her story. Yeah, she's less psycho than Laci, but just as two-faced. And, at least Laci was entertaining - this girl is just a bitch.

Allie thinks Marcia has a problem. Yes, English as a second language is her first problem. The old Te-Kill-Ya might be #2.

On the roof:
It is a tear down on Mindy. Yep, she's busted as little Miss Poopy Pants at the concert. She may have totally blown it.

Doh, and from left field Ashley throws Marcia under the bus on the lunch date. Hell, both busses. Yeah, she's an evil woman. But, Bret lets that slide with a "she's got a good heart." So, Ashley moves on to target #2 on her self professed "agenda".

Beverly is called out for kissing the drummer. Ashley can't wait to start the piling on. She'd be a good Survivor player. The lie of the day: Bret takes the high road and says to Bev, "it doesn't matter how drunk I get, if I came to your party, I wouldn't be making out with your friends." Oh, that's just a load of BS. He'd be banging your best friend, and her sister, Laci would be filming it and Circus Boobs would be doing the lighting. THEN, Bret would be getting pissed off if you didn't join them. There's no high road for Bret. He doesn't know that path.

Down to Elimination
Nine girls, do we even need to have someone gone since we lost Maria in this episode?

What is his plan? Has anyone noticed that we're four episodes in and he hasn't knocked boots with anyone that we can tell? Is he behind schedule? At first I was thinking because he hasn't spent any time with these girls alone, but then I don't think that would hold most of these girls back. It is a very different dynamic on the road versus the house from Season 1 &
2.

So we're down to three. And there's a curve ball. He's sending Big John away. I guess he doesn't want any witnesses for what's going to go down, mafia style.

At this point, I think he needs to boot Marcia. She brings nothing to the table aside from comic relief and a higher bar tab. Mindy blew it by being pissed and showing it at the concert, but that shouldn't be too bad. But, not Bev! She's getting the shaft if she's voted off. He checked with CiCi on Daisy, I'm sure this can all be cleared up with a quick chat to Mohawk Boy. Aw hell, what do I know??

All three on thin ice. Props to Marcia for coming clean that she doesn't know him. It isn't like he's Ricky Martin, you know.

He's pissed about giving the gift away. Oh, and she can't even get his name out. Chad? Bret? Sally? She's going out a winner. Holding her head high. Or her hair out of the toilet. Whatever - She partied harder than anyone else on the bus - we'll miss her Dorito-breath and body shots.