Episode Six

Now we're talking. Finally Bret gets some ass and we're getting into the swing of things. I think most of us could have picked that it'd be Ashley who'd break the seal.


I love that he's hanging out with the new chicks and having a great time with the new girls. Nice spin on the fact that he can't remember their names so he steals a page from Flava-flav and names them by the town they're from. Nice.



Opening:

Going to Nashville. This could be good. Mebbe we won't go to another strip club this episode.


What's up with the 'et' letters on the back of one girl's leg? Did she write his name on her ass? That's always a way to a man't heart. Pause while Allie goes to write my name on her ass.


Check out Big John. Looking respectable. We haven't seen much of him, but now he's sporting a new 'do and a baseball hat instead of a do-rag. Good to see him breaking out of his shell.


MUD BOWL!!!!!

While a lot of the repeat items on this show are tired, this gives your money worth.


Holy crap. Farrah and Ashley could be men. Splitting it up by bus. This is perfect. Working out agressions against one another. Now I'll admit that Ashley can occasionally show some wit with her nastiness, but Farrah is just one angry girl with no game. She tries to be Ashley, but not enough cells upstairs to make a memorable comment.


Wow, this year they are even wearing mouthpieces. The first play has a clothesline tackle. These are some angry bitches and bruises are the course of the day.


Mindy shows good anger. No mercy? No kidding. This is great. Taya's girls get in the way. A booberception. As Ashley says, it is the only times when your boobs DON'T help you score.


Ashley is going Bret (and the firemen) a favor and making it nekkid football.


Kami really doesn't appear to have a whole lot of game. Not much of a conversationalist.


Who's the one trying to tackle Bret? I didn't know he's fair game. Good for him.


Who doesn't want to be one of those firemen?? This is a story that they'll be telling forever in the fire house.


This is too rich. Farrah comes up with a "If he'd been going off of hotness, we would have won." What in the world makes her think she's hot? $10K in vastly oversized funbags to cover the gut she's carrying around? There's some real loss of a sense of reality with some of these girls. I was thinking I'd use the word perspective, but these girls have no perspective. That's a leap that is soooo beyond the capacity of these girls - especially Farrah.


The Date With Mindy

She's home grown southern. That may even be a stronger accent than Rodeo.


That makes me think what's missing with this season. There are just no memorable, unique personalities. Season One gave us Laci, Rodeo, and Heather. We hardly even remember Jes, the girl that won (Allie had to correct me on her name, I called her Jen. That's how much she sticks out), but the other three left a pretty strong impresson. Season Two gave us "Face-time", Angelique the whacked-out French hooker/stripper, and the nasty Daisy. What will we remember from this season? We're six episodes in and there's really not much to hang our hat on. Ashley's a nasty, mean girl, but completely forgettable with not one original thing coming out of her head. And everyone else is just blah. Heck, but this time in Season One we already had a four-way in Bret's room. They really need to get to work here.


Back to the show. Just a bunch of whiney bitches. Man, I feel like I'm letting the blog down, but these folks really aren't giving us a whole lot of material. Well, except for Mindy and the corndog that could easily have come from Wilt Chamberlain, if you know what I mean.


The piped-in crowd noise is great. There looks to be 500 people there, but they make it seem like there are 10,000 cheering fans. Good work by the production crew.


"Leapord is my favorite cat." Yeah, I'm thinking it is a cat that starts with a P.


They are definitely making Nashville look pretty good.


Mindy can't even walk. She's got a noticeable limp. She totally plays these other girls and they think nothing went on. While I don't think that Mindy is a savvy player, this is a good move on her part to keep her lips sealed, well, at least once she got back to the hotel. Kelsey totally fell for it.


There's no way in my mind that Farrah and Ashley aren't strippers.


Date With the Winners

Real bummer for Bret. A guy he knew passed in Iraq. While I'm cynical about Bret since I find him pretty shallow, this is a tough part for him. And that kills the date for these girls. Too bad for them that they played so hard, but they get nothing on their date.


Brittanya is mute. I think I hear crickets. Nice. I think I called her vapid last week. I'm not sure that I'm off base there. For a girl with the tats and piercing, I'd expect more of an outgoing, self-confident personality, but there's nothing coming from her. But, this is the girl who pierced her dimples...


Touching moment between Bret and the girl lost her Dad and Bret. She does seem like she wants to be there tho...



Elimination

I'm thinking Brittanya is headed out. She's hot, but there's nothing coming out of her.


Ow. Mindy doesn't get the first tag and she's butt-hurt. But she get's number two. And she's 34!!???!!!!??? Who could tell that? Gotta say that I'm surprised. I figured almost all of them were in their early twenties.


Down to three. What's up with Jen's lopsided hair?


Does anyone else think that Kelsey is Brandi B from the the first season?


And he sends Jen home. Man, that's tough. But, probably a wise move - she's not in the right emotional headspace to deal with these crazy bi-otches.

OK, what is up with her hair? Long on the right, then long on the left. Make up your mind!!! UG - thank god this is the last season!!!